• EconMan
    4.2k
    These are always funny.

    Here is mine. Hot terp pearl bounced out of the banger when I was fiddling with it. I looked all over the desk I was sitting and could not find it :confused:

    Then suddenly a pain in my thigh! :groan:
    A few inches to my left could have been disastrous :scream:

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  • Baron23
    9.7k
    Not quite as dramatic, but on the very FIRST night I had my EVO, on the second ELB load I forgot to cap the ELB, put on the HT, and immediately filled it with fine ground herb.

    I was both panicked and too stoned to figure it out (it ain't easy getting a whole load of flower out of the bottom section of an HT)..

    I reached out to VXH who were very kind and humorously told me that I was far from the first person to do this...and they gave me some tips on how to get it out....which still was a major PIA.

    Cheers
  • Baron23
    9.7k
    Joining this forum is a big fail.vapemanbro

    Says the asshole who creates account after account in order to troll the board. The irony is hilarious as is his/her/whatever's lack of self-awareness. Too funny.

    This has to be PAM.....nobody else would waste so much time trolling VLF! haha
  • Dr green thumb
    5.7k
    My biggest fail happened right after I had ground some flower in my grinder. I was unscrewing the base which was sticky due to grinding flower and it suddenly let go. This sent my freshly ground flower flying through the air and all over the floor. I had to get a small broom and sweep it up then go through it making sure I could still use it. I didn't want to waste the flower.
  • SourMalk
    229
    I drop things wayyyyy too much when I'm stoned. Whether it be a crucible, a dab tool or my entire grinder full of weed, at some point in my session I'm gonna drop something.

    I just hope each time that it's something easy to pick up.
  • SouthboundPachyderm
    2.2k
    I totally dumped like half of my last 1.5 g of shake down the cracks of my couch a few weeks back. Drug abuse at its worst. :monkey:
  • McNuggetsTrip
    593
    I spilt half a jar of avb on me a week ago :roll: :lol:
  • Tyedyesamuraiguy
    2.1k
    My first job was at kfc. I was 13 maybe 14 and still pretty new to smoking weed. I handed my resume in as soon as they opened, then headed on over to my buddies house. We decided we wanted to smoke out so we went down the street to this chics place because her parents and uncle always had the goods. We head down to the park and get baked.
    We start walking up the river bank and back to someones house when my stepdad comes barrling down the street to the park. He is a little mad im not at my friends house and tells me i have a job interview at 3 the clock says 255. I said i dont think i can do that, dont be nervous he says or somerhing like that, he recluctanly drove me home quick to "get ready".
    I am tripping some serious balls by this time and sitting inside kfc waiting for my interview (its not a dine in im posted up on the window bench) theres a male cashier whos a couple years older then me and im really getting the vibe that he know how stoned i am. My mouth is so dry by this point im trying to figure out how i can use the employee bathroom. When robbie rotten reads my mind and says would you like a drink buddy. He honestly saved my life i was so parched, if only he had visine my eyes were burning lol.
    I grew up in a really small town. This guys office was just big enough to fit a desk and his chair but it alsp housed the bags of syrup and co2 what not for the fountain pop. Im doing my best to keep my composure when all of a sudden pppppsssshhhhhhttttttt the pop machine goes off. Having never heard this sound before and it happening right behind my ear i was thoroughly scared shitless i ducked under my arms and everything. I got the job. One night i burnt my testicles with hot grease while cleaning the fryer it wasnt 400 degrees or anything but it was still pretty hot. It was awful. PPE is no joke kids.
  • 52
    2k
    Kind of a stoner story from today. I’m on a 60 hour t break till tomorrow morning, maybe afternoon if I can make it. I decided to grab a six pack, mind you I quit bourbon completely(big deal for me) since mid August but still have 1-2 beers every now and then. My work vehicle is a van. I get home early and open the sliding side door and this happened. Everyone is foaming so I pour all of them in a pitcher, go out on the deck and proceed to down the pitcher in an hour. Now I have a REALLY bad headache and feel like shit. Might be enough to quit the beer too. Ok not really a stoner story but felt compelled to share it. jxx3n53lo4owkg0g.jpeg
  • Dankpup
    110
    dam and those are the cool Guinness bottles with the toucans on them?
  • EconMan
    4.2k
    I love these things. Vaping be dangerous -- lol
  • EconMan
    4.2k
    Not mine, but this is funny. at 1:52 has me LMFAO :rofl:

  • 52
    2k
    Let my dynavap cool off on my hand. Not on purpose, just feeling no pain, duh :lol:
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  • EconMan
    4.2k

    A bit late, but OUCH!

    One thing a torch and banger certainly does, is increase the "brands" once receives. I have a circle branded on my wrist.... lol
  • Tyedyesamuraiguy
    2.1k
    a banger had a run in with my luscious lockes!!! :lol: i couldnt see where just smelt it!
    Not as bad ass the time i screwed it to a deck!! I was anti ponytail and hair tie until that happened.
    Then my women gave me a ballin' french braid :monkey:
  • McNuggetsTrip
    593
    I cured my VAS. :sad:
  • 52
    2k

    My flowerpot arrived last night. When purchasing it I said to myself I’ll never burn myself. Well I’m going to tell everyone that the nut on top of the Vrod, you know the one....the one that you need to make sure is tight just one last time(in between hits :scream:) is fucking :fire:

    In fact the flowerpot itself, the post it sits on, and the glass bowl all get HOT ....ask me how I know :lol:
  • UbarDog
    1.6k
    When purchasing it I said to myself I’ll never burn myself.52

    At your age , I would have thought you learnt NOT to lie to your self about things any more :rofl: :lol: :rofl:
  • 52
    2k
    :lol: :lol:
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  • Stants
    120
    A few years ago organising a weekend over in Amsterdam, a few mates and work colleagues going, booking flights checking with everyone that we'd got the right dates, blazing away while trying to sort hotels out, I hit refresh on my browser not realising it had reverted to to current month instead of the month I was looking at, I ended up booking 2x return flights for a completely different month to everyone else who was going:lol:

    Would have cost more to re book the flights than the initial cost so ended up going twice that year
  • EconMan
    4.2k
    Look at my dumb ass work.

    Forgot to completely turn the torch off and I scooted it too close to my speaker. :worry:

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  • AnVom
    162
    I dump my grinder once in a while, man it sucks especially when it's full
  • Baron23
    9.7k
    Oh wow, that's not pretty and I'm sure it didn't contribute to your serenity.

    Its why I stay away from torches....in 1970, when my parents were out of town, we accidently set the couch on fire. I'm not saying what we were doing, but that was enough of a lesson to teach old Baron that open flames are not his friend! hahah
  • Tyedyesamuraiguy
    2.1k
    you just reminded me of a good one!!!

    I think i was around 17 or 18 years old and i had just gotten into taking care of fish (dwarf frogs to be exact. Ive grown pot for as long as i can remember.
    I started watering my plants with the water from the tank, they loved it!!!!
    Then my evil genious side kicked in and i thoughy hydropnics+fish tank=what i wanna be doing!! I later found out that its called aquaponics!

    I set everything up and i was feeling really good about myself :smirk: the last thing left was to hang the light above the tank. It was an experiment so i dug out an old lizard lamp and a cfl no need for the breast of the breast yet.
    The light was plugged in and on, then my slippery fangers dropped the light in the tank, the light turned off and my instincts defied my brain "save the fish" my brain screamed. I pull the light out of the water and electricity shoots up my forearms and i am unable to let go, i cant tell you how long i stood there willing myself to let go it felt like forever. My arms were burning so bloody bad!!! My girlfriend at the time was in the shower and either couldnt hear me or thought let the fucker fry... Lucky for me the cord was taunt and i was eventually able to control the situation enough to where it got pulled out of the wall.

    My arms were bright red my heart rate was all fucked up and i just thought to myself how much of a lucky dumbass i was. It was scary!!!
  • Baron23
    9.7k
    Wow....I mean, wow!!

    Didn't some obscure reality star recently electrocute herself in the bath???
  • Tyedyesamuraiguy
    2.1k
    i dont keep up with the news to much. I can tell you for sure though, that there are better ways to die.... :cry:
  • deep_meditation
    199
    Had to toss 16oz of infused MCT oil because I f’d up and left some soapy film in the MBM. I figure a teaspoon of the stuff would have been highly potent. Thankfully the first batch was ok.
  • Hapo
    132
    ...I bought a Pax3...
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